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>Be the Browns
>suck for decades
>have a two-year stretch where you go 1-31
>after a gorrillion top ten picks your roster kind of starts to look pretty good because honestly how could it not
>actually make the playoffs
>even win a game
>suddenly decide that your moribund franchise not making perennial deep playoff runs is unacceptabru and, furthermore, your qb is the one holding you back
>the qb you selected #1 overall
>who just won the franchise's first playoff game in like 20 years
>yeah, fuck that guy
>let him play out a lame duck season where he plays hurt numerous times then discard him like rubbsih
>you're going to get a much better qb in Deshaun Watson
>except he doesn't want to come there
>and hasn't played for like two years because of injuries and a contract impasse
>and might be a serial rapist, which might have something to do with the whole "contract impasse" thing
>resolve the impasse by offering him more guaranteed money than anyone in NFL history
>he's not good
>in fact, borderline unplayable
>and everyone hates him because of the whole serial rapist thing
>your potentially decent team is crippled by this uncuttable, untradeable player being the highest paid guy on the team
>the guy you could have just re-signed instead for way, way waaaaaaay less money is infinitely better, winning games elsewhere and is liked by pretty much everyone
>40 year old Joe Flacco is now your starter
>the guy who will never play again is still your highest paid player

Truely sorry about your lots, Cleveland fans