Anonymous
11/5/2025, 2:05:27 AM
No.724989920
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Dr. Anonymous, you really shouldn't be out there. At the moment of submission, as I post, this board will be bathed in deadly wojaks that have yet to be named by janitorial science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to create them myself, I'll make one about you. That way you won't be completely forgotten.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 7:07:05 AM
No.723051249
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HOW TO BEAT THE SCHIZO META (REAL)(WORKS)(SEXY)
>move to a new thread as soon as one shows up
>move to a new thread as soon as the existing one hits triple-digit post-count
>(jannies either can't stop you since it's on-topic or will get the schizo's thread in purging all of them from the 'log anyway, board clutter will solve itself with how fast /v/ is)
>use an alias or don't give the game name in the OP to evade catalog-checking bots
>use an ironic shitpost or derogatory OP. Most schizos see threads like these as ones that'll 404 too fast to be worth the effort or already-claimed turf
>do the "/v/ when talking about a non-vidya thing" bit but in reverse and just have a thread on /co/, /a/, etc. (depends on the board, wet blankets like the /tg/ and /gif/ jannies WILL instaban you if you try this)
>flood the fuck out of any corresponding /vg/ threads with drivel to keep those subhumans preoccupied with their thread over yours
>become an even more prevalent (albeit mostly harmless) schizo/ritualposter to steal their attention, artifactposter is a golden example of this approach for how well he held down most Valve threads with only one or two posts in each with no images
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:35:19 PM
No.717845427
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>>717843823
mby stick to phoneposting bud