Roster voting is closed and the results are:
*waddles in* waddles back to the lineup
Alice Sawyer is ready to punt another own goal into the back of the net
Vesper is cute (again)
My faggot dog gets to chase the ball around
Lucy finally fucking does it and makes the roster after 4? tries
I cannot comment on the last player because they are about to named in 3 different cancel posts with the help of Google

Bat will now be cited, in her own words "Fuck you"
Coqui will continue to wave at anyone and everyone in the stadium

/vt/ League 9 starts in approximately 1 month, see you liggas then