Hi.

I studied microbiology in university.
I was begged to join a bio engineering company with a huge salary, that i couldn´t discard.
I created edible food additive, that will clump up in a certain amount and create little "lumps", that when pooped out, will give pleasure to someone who ate them.

Yup, my education resulted in creation of more sodomy.
I´m fucking drunk right now.

Keep an eye on the market and stocks, it is bound to be a sick hit.