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>All major religions have deities becoming biological life forms
No. Jews don't think god was a man for example or any biological creature.
>his parents didn't realize where he intentionally stayed
If a kid intentionally runs away that's called being lost, sir. That's why you have people putting pictures on milk cartons.
>Christianity is the least "ridiculous" religion by orders of magnitude.
Not really it is pretty ridiculous. Even the Jews think it is.