Be thankful we do not live in the future yet where Kinetic Typography exists already

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_typography

Every fucking letter I type would be animated into a meme, comprised of memes of the bee movie, transposed into different art styles that detected the music you listened to and danced rhythmically to the beat, following your eye track motions to adjust add ins to coincide certain read location activation stops
Punctuation would turn into George Kostanza Baseball bat WebMs hitting stable diffusion micro .gifs into your 5D holographic mind perception space
Please drink verification can.
Lovecraft, dude, imagine...imagine...dude, imagine "tentacles" hehe...and they are like...tickling you man...and are slimy, no wait...no wait...KILLING YOU AGHHH! the tentacles are gonna tickl..noo wait I mean KILL YOU! ...and like...like...INFINITY dude WOOO such non contemplativeness that the tentacles eat you NOOOO AGHHH!

Well I wouldn't exactly code, design, make, sell, repair or upkeep the Kinetic Typography, that is someone else's job
Make the kinetic topography architecture and font first, I am the artist, I make the brush strokes once the plebs make me a new pigment to work my master pieces with

OHH

*Chews Loudly*

While I was getting a snack and peeing, I realized that Einstein was right about relativity in the sense that every single person will possess their own individual time so to speak
You are the observer, so from your perspective, whatever point in time that you travel to, will be your new time
It will be relative to you
It should be very strange in the sense that you could break causation
You could prevent your own birth, and stand there and explain to your parents who you would have been, and not disappear
So once you got to the point where you could predict outcomes due to the flow of time, your new direction of travel to live in time for your observation point should be sideways, back, or jump forward into complex variables