The code of the Bonk

1. There is only the Bonk.
2. That which is not the Bonk is considered heresy.
3. The Bonk is to be delivered promptly to the monster's head (exhibit 1)
4. Should exhibit 1 be out of reach, the Bonk will instead be delivered towards the monster's balls (exhibit 2) until such a time that exhibit 1 is once more available.