>>60901160
>The nice thing about Bitcoin is that you can fit a billion dollars worth of it up your ass.
You don't know anything about bitcoin, do you? Bitcoin is a distributed database. The key to the database is 12 or so words that you can memorize. You can use a live distro like Tails on any internet computer from anywhere in the world and with your magic words, access your crypto.

You only need to stick things up your ass if you enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e6IDTP3g5o