Man, I knew Songbird was crazy but I wasn't expecting this level of insane.

>tfw you're tangled up in an international espionage shitshow where not a single member of the team trusts each other, the "leader" is leaning on you for most of the heavy lifting, the nicest one is dead, the most deranged one is opening up holes in the fucking blackwall, and you just had to flatline a tinpot junta dictator
>all because you answered a spam call and decided to humor the nutjob on the other end