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I want to squeeze and knead and kiss it and blow raspberries on it and finally lay my head on it and take a nap.

>spent the last 3 years contributing regularly to an IRA and a brokerage that are just index funds
>I have outperformed my unemployed """trader""" friend who paid for a mentorship, spends 12 hours a day staring at charts, and is part of several paid "trader groups"

I'm sure glad I didn't listen to /biz/.