Everyone that is here right now reading this was already cleared by Grey Aliens and taken from the original reality in the future and sent into the past.

Why!??!

BECAUSE OF THE NUCLEAR BOMBS FALLING EVERYWHERE.

I hid inside of a house and drank water and ate tinned beans during the rapture and was hunted down by aliens wearing black kevlar.

They find us in the psyche ward after being anal probed by aliens because we are matrix agents that are being targeted by retards in the military.

I learned to fall in love with the excruciating pain but when I told the police that im going to the embassy about being targeted they told me to speak to a psychiatrist.

So I told 4chan and within 5 minutes they stopped targetting me.

All the tendies in the world cannot buy me!
You had your chance Mr doctor man!!!
Now im onto your games, oh national institute of health...

Nice cloning project. It would be a shame if you were making human animal hybrids.

I see that im in the right place.