Congratulations on this, seriously. This shit is funny.
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters
I won't spoil it all but there's a cripple hitler in there, a kid who exclusively fucks cripples, a racist blonde Hannibal Lecter boy, a homeless boy named Hansel with a sister named Gretel, a black hooded Kenny, a generic but charming 2 boys 1 girl trio as main characters, a red bellboy who's a millionaire but works a wagecuck job at his own mansion all night and can see ghosts, an unwashed NEET hacker girl, a blind sharpshooter, a mexican guy selling hotdogs who everyone mistakes for a kid, a group of 4 antisocial bully girls, a talking bear dad & his hybrid human-bear daughter, a children of the corn reference monster, a weed monster, the list goes on.
/co/ created its own pitch bible for South Park