Nominating Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel

I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get /co/ behind my plans (Charlie, hold on)
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in a lifetime chance (it's just a competition)
To change their minds and touch their hearts
Or whatever anons have (this could be bad)
Cheer up, Vaggy, this could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell!