>be 2025 Gumatapura
>1:47 PM
>be trash filled alley behind big ass landfill
>sudden thunder crack out of no ones butt
>air smells like spoiled eggs and fresh vomit
>be naked Aniruddha Swarnakar materializing in a crouch
>black-brown poopie balls still popping around him
>ground stained brown in perfect sphere
>be EXCREMENTINATOR
>brown HUD boots up: >"SCANNING... GUMATAPURA, 2025"
>stand up slow, 5'2" of pure Bharatian beef
>every muscle flexing like it’s pissed off
>look around, zero fucks given about nudity
>hear garbage truck reversing
>poo poo poo
>three hundred poo throwing punks roll up looking for trouble
>lead poo with orange robe and safety pins everywhere
>"Nice day for throwing a poop, saar?"
>Excrementinator just stares, eyes dead like a nigger
>"Your clothes. Where are they? Saars?"
>poos laugh
>lead poo pulls dick out
>"Zutt you, asshole"
>Excrementinator grabs his nuts
>CRUNCH
>balls plops, poo screams holding empty sacks
>other poos freeze
>Excrementinator headbutts second poo, sends him into pile of cow dung
>other poos already running
>strips lead poo naked in 4 seconds flat
>puts on orange rope, pants would have been too tight anyway and who need boots
>"I need your motorcycle"
>hotwires nearby Splendor in 0.88 seconds
>VROOOM
>rides off into the filthy streets
>mission: SHIT TYLER OLIVEIRA
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