Congratulations, my loyal horde of followers! Thanks to our efforts, Round 1 belongs to the Cocoon. Your Monarch is pleased, and all earned tonight's very special entree of roast duck. Mind the feathers.

However, it would seem our war with waterfowls must go on, for I am confronted with that most dangerous of aquatic avians... Daffy Motherducking Fuck. By cruel twist of fate, I find myself faced with the top seed yet again, and just my freaking luck it's this same crazy mallard who thwarted my plans one year prior. However, I insist all my henchmen do not falter! Last year I only fell short by a mere 20 votes, far closer than most of these fools would have thought I'd take it. Last year, I made Daffy bleed.... this year, he shall join his fellow bird on a spit roast.

Now, as I said before, previously I fell short by only twenty of you schmucks. So, your generous and magnanimous Monarch asks of /co/: what do I gotta do to get just twenty of you to vote for me?