One thing I've noticed Deepseek does better than any other model I've used is excruciatingly detailed descriptions of cumming inside a woman. I fucking love the stupid hentai trope of those x-ray scenes - wombs flooded, cervixes penetrated, eggs fertilised and Deepseek can weaponise its autism to give you the literary version of that.
It doesn't usually do exact temperatures and volumes though. I think that's the game-stat-block part of this card infecting it.