>>216491386
what popped up in my head was a muscular black guy in a speedo crashing through the door going like
>AY HOL UP DOUGH MAHN.... MY BBC IN THIS SHIT... IMMA NEED DEM CRAB LEGS CRACKA.. AND DAT SANDWICH.. MAN GIMME DAT *takes (BLACKS) the sandwich while staring at the Timmy* DAS MY BBC BRUH.. MY PHAROAH LINEAGE N SHEEIT.. *eats sandwich and dinner plate together* TALMBOUT,.. INDIJE.. INDIGINEOUS,... BLACK AFRICAN MAN.. YALL BETTER KNOW WHO YO FATHER WAS... IN YAHWEH NAME..

>>212455439
USSR
A distant relative of his was kidnapped by germutts in ww1, so he and his 4 brothers took it upon themselves to kill and rob a bunch of germutts in ww2 since it was open season.
Everyone but my grand dad came back and blew all their riches away chasing blonde Russians.