Kikejeet when his mother wiped his arse after pooing in the loo for the first time (he was 17 years old at the time):
>I live like a prince!!1!
Kikejeet when his work got rated F by the teacher;
>You're just jealous I get more replies on a single post than you in a week, you loser!!!1!
Kikejeet when he gets pulled over for driving under influence:
>You're just mad you don't have girls cooking for you!!1!
Kikejeet when he receives the death penalty in Dubai for possession of child pornograpy, child abuse and child rape:
>What no friends does to a motherf-ACK
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t*lmud denounced
