>go to shop for only 1 item
>really cute and kind girl asks if I need anything else with a smile and calls me amor
>okay maybe one more thing
>sure gimme that
>anything else amor?
>realize she has hairy arms, maybe she has hairy pits too
>uhhhh yeahh I need (look around for something in the higher shelves) that thing over there
>BINGO hairy fucking pits
>pay and leave with a smile
this is the good kind of peronismo