I love standing around the water cooler mingling with everyone, keeping up with all the tv celebrities, and talking about all the new trends while my DVR records my favorite reality tv shows.
In the evening as my doordash order is getting delivered I watch NBC news and believe my own interpretation of everything it says.
I never ever think about the war between nuclear superpower Russia and that other country that's being armed with literal billions worth of weaponry and military supplies by nuclear superpower America. (This couldn't possible escalate- it just couldn't, ok!)