I am investing in a breakfast sandwich for good luck for my holdings
I am sorry to Shit and Piss investors as this means your money will be moving out of stocks and into metals today

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>Even if a tomboy existed and was somehow interested in me (she wouldn't be), I could never date her without living a lie
>Or else, I'd have to tell her about my crippling porn addiction, which I am too ashamed to tell anyone in this world
>Despite the fact that half of all zoomers are as bad or worse than me
>Still my it's against my personal code, a code which I break every day