After pooping I rub the poop residue all over my ass using dry toilet paper

ithis one is a funny memory for me

I remember going into a class and someone found a bunch of romantic notes about her yearning for me that she had left in the back of the room, as by chance she had a class in the same room in an earlier period

then it came to a peak when whe did the dance unit in gym and they combined a bunch of different classes and everyone lined up and got a partner at random to dance with and guess who i got. I was bad at dancing so stepped on her feet a bunch and it was the most awkward thing in my life as we were super awkward about it

problem is she was kind of a shy nerdy girl, not bad looking or anything, but her best friend was HOT and I had a huge crush on her even though she was kinda shitty in retrospect, it all seems so stupid in retrospect. i should have just ignored the hot friend and went for the one who actually sincerely cared about me to the point where she wrote these cute romantic notes about it and the whole school knew about it. definitely one of the many regrets I have


last i saw she was actually really attractive now and also works at a university or something, while i am of course shizo neet loser with crippling health problems. would have been neat to have a hot educated gal i cold talk /lit/ with who sincerely loved me