>>6291067
>>6291395
>Red 'ard
>Mek
>Rogzog Boltmuncha
Az Rogzog got up an reddy to WAAAGH!!, 'e wuz greeted by a rite proppa dizplay a brutal kunnin. Da Red 'ard tribe 'ad stashed a few trukks in wif da yoof-tendahs.
Da firs ting dat Rogzog evvah saw (sides the dirt, dat iz) wuz de bludd red paint of da stashed fleet. 'E new dat 'E ad to be part uv it, in sum way.
"GET UP YA GITZ, DERES KRUMPIN TO BE DUN AN GROTS TA SQUASH!"
Da yoof tendah pointed at Rogzog.
"YOU! GET IN DA TRUKK, AN START DRIVIN! SMASH ANYFING WOT HAZ DA MARK UV DA FREEBOOTAH SHELLIN OUR BOYZ!"
Da yoof tendah den started shoutin at de ovva yoofs, wavin hiz Choppa round.
Rogzog got in da neerest trukk, an waited fur a few boyz wif Shootahz ta hop on. 'E grabbed da gogglez dat wuz 'angin from da mirrah, an put dem on.
'E turned da levvah to start da enjin.
It did Nuffink.
'E tried 'gain.
Nuffink.
Den wut did 'e do...Rite! 'E...
>Got out an hopped in da bak uv anovvah trukk
>Rewired da Levvah
>Climed out an fixed da enjin
>Got out an sokked anovva mek fer 'iz trukk
>Got da boyz in da bak ov da trukk ta help put on anovva enjin
>Ovva
>Rite-in
>(Alzo pleeze roll a dee-20 wivv ya choises, az ya karakter kan fail a task or even die. Don' worry doe, cuz then you'll be dropped bak in da aktion as anovva boy)