bros this is a bit cheese but BA genuinely saved me last week
>be me
>be ESL manchild sensei
>some days ago
>had to do my phd thesis dissertation defense
>some suits of the university board were invited to observe
>my faculty staff asked for a budget raise and the suits weren't sure it was worth it
>if my dissertation was shit it would likely kill the budget increase
>director told me multiple times before starting to not mess up
>I was sweating bricks from the pressure
>get in the room
>see the suits, staff and some other people taking notes
>instantly forgot EVERYTHING, my greetings, the contents of the investigation, the names of the staff, etc
>I literally try but I cannot speak
>director had this "Im gonna kill you" serious as fuck face
>I buy time by opening a water bottle and drinking a sip
>I'm looking down to the floor in complete panic and I see my tie and my own suit
>I don't know why but from seeing my tie and suit, BA came to mind
>my waifu came to mind as well
>like if it just clicked on my mind that I'm an adult and grown ass man now
>I just repeat on my mind 3 times
>I'm the Schale Sensei
>I'm the Schale Sensei
>I'm the Schale Sensei
>I take a deep breath and the greetings, names and everything starts to come back to my mind again
>I manage to do the dissertation and was approved
>staff was relieved and the suits had a positive attitude
>they probably will greenlight the budged raise
when I came back home my neck was so stiff I had to lay down and take one of these muscle pills to be able to move again