ATTENTION, CLASS!
>slams desk
Pay attention, you little IMBECILES!

Sonic the Hedgehog is the Fastest Thing Alive! FASTEST THING ALIVE!

Tails is Kid Sonic.

Amy is Girl Sonic.

If you think Tails is "Male Amy" or Amy is "Girl Tails", you are CRAZY and DELUSIONAL!

>eye twitches

Like you've been hit with FAIRY MAGIC!

If anything, Amy is Nega Tails.

Knuckles is Anti Sonic.

Blaze is Nega Sonic.

Shadow is Dark Sonic.

> Silver is Light Sonic.

>adjusts glasses frantically

Now WRITE THIS DOWN or it's an F-MINUS for ALL OF YOU!