I had the misfortune of speaking to an Indian truck driver today.
>Saar please where is entrance?
Me: go to the end of the street and turn left.
>left... Left... *points left*
Yes turn left then left again. (It's a rectangular building so there are only 4 sides)
>left?
Yes turn left.
>*points left* left?
YES. Go left.
>Left..
I walk away thoroughly irritated at this short interaction. He drives 20 feet and stops. I could tell he was considering driving into the parking lot full of cars so I walk back up to his truck.
GO LEFT ON THE ROAD!
>Left? *points left*
YES TURN LEFT
>left... Left... *points*
YES TURN LEFT ON THE ROAD!
>*total confusion*
I walk away angry and disgusted at the whole ordeal. Who the fuck is letting these retards get behind the wheel of a semi truck???