>Why isn't the video player node working?
>Check the docs
>Umm... akshually Godot can't play video files lmao
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING IN MY FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!? HOW THE FUCK DOES IT NOT HAVE BASIC VIDEO SUPPORT! WHY DIDN'T I CHECK THAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ENGINE COULDN'T DO SOMETHING SO FUCKING BASIC! THREE MONTHS OF FUCKING WORK WASTED NOW I HAVE TO PORT IT TO A DIFFERENT ENGINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!