>Be Evan Stanley, lead Sonic artist for SoA
>Be an ugly woman in America
>Make Sonic characters ugly, asexual, and mannish
>Make the humans fat, bloated, and tumblr-esque

>Be Yui Karasuno, lead Sonic artist for SoJ
>Be an ugly woman in Japan
>Make Sonic characters pretty, seductive, and feminine
>Make the humans thin, beautiful, and anime-esque