Good morning, everyone. The water pump's busted. I guess it was too much to hope that things would stay boring, huh? So now we don't have any running water. Thank God we've got a well in addition, otherwise we would really be fucked.

The word of the thread is "jazzy." Alternatives are "frost" and "phototropic."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.