The crabbing with bitcoin is actually insane. There's no logic to the wild swings. It just goes wildly up and down for no reason.

I get a quick dopamine rush when you reply to my thread.

Oh God please God rewind the clock back 10 years I know what to do now. I won't waste the opportunity this time I promise. I'll go 1000x leveraged on bitcoin, tesla, ethereum, and nvda. I'll learn to code and get a comfy faang job, I'll lift weights, I won't stuff my mouth with sugar 24/7. Please God just take me back PLEASE

I need income, I demand you put in a good referral for me at your job.