Wait, holy fuck, WAIT. Oh my GOD. AHAHAHAHAHHA. * THIS* IS HOW WE CAN FINALLY FREE MIKE FROM THE MARIAUSSY HYPNO BEAM.

If you thought you'd seen Hall of Fame level melties so far, just you wait until Mike connects the dots.. Or we connect the dots for him, out of the kindness of our hearts. Then he can see just how many of Maria's masks he hasn't been keeping up on. He'll probably be.. kchhtchk.. MAD ecstatic to realize there's such a trove of delicate masquerade waltz steps to retrace that somehow evaded his hackerman flags