>>64165482
The combat was confusing. A wagner drone was flown overhead accusing them of micro-aggressions and listing exotic pronoun combinations. Finally the fat men of St-Louis-de-Ha-HA brigade group gave up and lay down for a snack. The Russian medics snuck up and read them 4chan posts until they began to cry. They were then offered organ donor social credit points, an additional baguette ration, and 15 minutes of free wifi. They all agreed to maid after they finished eating and were dispatched by an unknown man from central asia who was told he could send their jackets home so his wife could make rugs out of them.
-Battle log of Carney's expedition forces, 2025.