Squig-Anon
8/10/2025, 10:59:21 PM
No.534730072
>Umbrella! I found some old home movies, if you'd like to watch them together.
>Oh! Oh, I remember this! Father let me star in a recruitment video when I was younger.
>A line of heavily-armed, armored Egrets all look at the camera
>Machine gun Egret looks at the camera
>"I'm doing my part!"
>Heavy weapons Egret looks at the camera
>"I'm doing my part!"
>A little Parasoul, about eight years old, walks around dressed in her own custom-made Egret uniform
>"I'm doin' my part!"
>Everyone laughs as the words ENLIST TODAY float across the screen in dominating, giant letters
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 3:02:35 PM
No.526401053
>Look, I admit, I have a small... er, "celebrity crush" on Annie. It-it's perfectly harmless! I know that Annie is actually 15 and I would never dare lay a hand on a minor no matter how long their legs are or how strong their arms seem.
>Actually, your Highness, we have intel that Annie of the Stars is actually... well, it appears from our publicity agents within the show's inner circle that Annie is much older than 15.
>Really? By how many years?
>We're not sure, your Highness. Estimates at this time suggest anywhere between 300 to 500 years old.
>So that means she's only 15 on paper...
>Your Highness?
>........
>Y-your Highness?
>Adam, call Annie's agent and tell them to be here 7pm sharp. Have the head maid unlock that door at the end of the south hall and that "it should be stocked with wax candles and feathers, Parasoul will get the balloons." She'll know what it means. I also want twenty bottles of Fighting Peacock, an ice cream cake, some Dumas Fly, and enough film to last twelve hours.
>Princess, I'm not sure I...
>Have Molly and Roxie get in their Star Scout outfits. You get in your Sagan outfit, the crotchless one. Panzerfaust is welcome to join but unless he's on manuevers don't worry about it.