>Lives in breath-takingly beautiful areas
>Everyone keeps moving there with growing economy
>Mostly white
>So many skinny, active blondes (CO has the lowest national obesity rate)
>Sunny, even in winter
>State college tuition is only like $7000 per year
>Cheap gas
>Public land everywhere for exploring
>Has many truly wild areas
>Their home values only keep on going up

Meanwhile, I am basically living in Russia here in the Rust Belt. But hey, at least I can buy le house here for $50K.