Kill clowns. Behead clowns. Roundhouse kick clowns into the concrete. Slam dunk clowns into the trash can. Crucify filthy clowns. Defecate in clowns' food. Launch clowns into the Visitor. Stir fry clowns in a wok. Toss clowns into active volcanoes. Urinate into clowns' seltzer bottles. Judo throw clowns into a wood chipper. Twist clowns' red noses off. Report clowns to the IRS. Karate chop clowns in half. Curb stomp pregnant clowns. Trap clowns in quicksand. Crush clowns in the trash compactor. Liquify clowns in a vat of acid. Vomit on clowns. Dissect clowns. Exterminate clowns in the gas chamber. Stomp clowns' skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate clowns in the oven. Lobotomize clowns. Mandatory abortions for clowns. Grind clown fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown clowns in fried chicken grease. Vaporize clowns with a ray gun. Kick clowns down the stairs. Feed clowns to the Wall Mouth. Slice clowns with the Neko no Shōben. Impale clowns with a pool cue. Bash clowns' skulls in with a maul or a mace. Grind clowns into a fine paste and feed them to rat babies.