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>Muhammed praises a slave girl for inadvertently drinking his piss from his chamber pot, saying that his piss would protect her against evil
>Muhammed's followers appreciate the taste of water from a well that Muhammed pissed in
>Muhammed spits in his followers' food in order to ritually cleanse it
>Muhammed finds a fly in his water, takes it out, then dips it in once more because "one wing contains the disease, the other the cure"