Best case scenario, probably some kind of Mutation that makes her sentient again though that creature.

Any way this is the thread right?

>>723050034
The objective answer to escape with your life is to give a noncommital answer, a nonanswer, or a distraction like throwing candy at her.
Not that I'd think fast enough, I'd just probably say yes and fucking die.

A game that plays on esoteric folklore conventions could be cool like "oh no you were caught by the ghost, hope you remember the retarded mindgames you have to play to not die"
>>722951094
Nigger like 85% of Europe has some version of "Cute Forest Wife but she's like a tree or a cow or something, but she's a good wife"