>Demon childhood friend dresses up on her mother's suit and hands you a contract one day
>You don't think too much of it and sign
>Unknown to either of you her magic had already activated the contract
>Even decades later you are still embroiled in a protracted legal battle over the typo-riddled document
>The mamono supreme court had to issue a ruling on the validity of "wub" as a legal term
>Parts have made it to the curricula of demonic law classes
>You're still arguing over the unconscionability of the "must gib one million baby" clause well into your 7th child