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Peak gunnslop:
>phone alarm clock
>kara kicks her sheets off and sits up, hilariously epic amount of beer cans and bottles roll off onto the floor
>rubs her eyes and grabs phone, 5:30…
>shrugs
>lays back down to doomscroll
>extra breathing
>turns to see big ugly alien snoring loudly next to her
>stares into camera in horror
>GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN starts playing
>THIS SUMMER
>cut to Kara talking to her earth friends about being a superhero
>*burrrrp* I hate being le superhero
>cut to Kara smashing over 50 beers shots and a keg at some frat party while the football team looks shocked
>where’d this chick say she’s from again?
>”smallville.”
>”OMG girl you’re turning 21!”
>im gonna get BLASTED! I’m going to outerspace
>GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FUN
>montage of Kara saving the city destructively in Clark’s absence
>”sorry, first day on the job”
>THEY WANNA HAVE FUN
>Kara: who are you? Lobo: I’m Lobo Kara: and you’re also, my type. Lobo: what? Kara: what?
>THATS ALL THEY REALLY WAAAAANT
>montage of Kara doing cool action stuff in space, crying, getting more drunk *buuuurp* le selfies, playing with krypto.
>SUPERGIRL: WOMAN OF TOMORROW
>one final scene of Ruthye ranting about the patriarchy as her and Kara are traversing through an alien planet
>Kara: mhmm mhmm yeah, totally so when’s the happy hour again?
>*echo* GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE FUN- IN THEATERS NEVER BECAUSE GUNNSLOP GOT CANCELLED FOR BEING TERRIBLE.