I've been cleaning my apartment since 8:00am. I deep cleaned my kitchen. Relocated a bookshelf into my bedroom. Cleaned my entertainment stand. Cleaned and organzied a sideboard. Organzied all of my books. Vacuumed my bedroom. Swept and mopped all of my floors.

To make it all better, I didn't even feel like masturbating as a reward once I was done.

YIPPEE