>Soima tho
Unmedicated Finnish tranny femra that sent his nudes to Vazi while sleeving him with his horse cock, Responsible for the "I cum" "so am I" Incident. Got HORSED by Binis and Nanky.
>Nanky Meek
Lightcord's Appal. Has triple the amount of mental illnesses Appal does. Groomed then HORSED Maro, Binis, Soima, and Gar Galon. His date with Gar ended miserably because Eiki caught him HORSING Gar.
>Binis
Lightcord's finest horse cock haver and second worst sexpest. NTR'd Maro by HORSING Falke. Got divorced three times because he was caught HORSING someone else by his EBs. A huge asshole in general. Do not get near him if you have an EB. One of you will get HORSED.
>Gar Galon (Banan Juice)
Another Horse Cock Lover. Got HORSED by Nanky, Soima, Binis, Idol femras, 404 and literally everyone in Lightcord except Eiki. His beloved Eiki Shiki is schizoposting the horse havers out of pure spite and jealousy he didn't get to plap Gar.
>Eiki Shiki
Powerful Bulgarian Schizo. Lost to horse cock and the thread pays the price for being cucked. Has a million IPs. Just mentioning the word "Horse" in the thread is enough to trigger the bot.
>Maro
Beyond Schizophrenic Horse cock lover Egyptian subhuman. Jerks off to his catgirl being dismembered. Backstabs people for his own entertainment. Got HORSED by Nanky, Binis, Soima Tho for a P4S carry and still didn't clear. He is currently dating Nanky. His Schizophrenia is more potent than Eiki's
>Daganis Ura
Spanish Schizo from Sicily. Used to date Eiki and HORSED him. Eiki comes to his apartment every midnight to get HORSED by him to cope with the copious amounts of HORSING Gar gets. Schizoposts Eiki and Gar. HORSED Maro for P4S help (they didn't clear it).
>Falke Albrecht
Transferred to EU for the HORSING. Got HORSED by Maro and Binis. Thought their HORSE cocks were mid and then transferred back to NA.
>Zanaki Shimoku
Gay Hrothgar.
>Towa
Dates a 15 year old tranny. Leaks logs and deletes his messages when he melts to protect himself.

Official guide on being knocked up by these fine horsecats

>jamal "nankeem" king
Must be an asshole who hates americans
Have a multiple month long psychosis of bigfoot stalking you
Hijack 2 crystal meetups on thread OPs
Be caught shit talking in a discord server about americans and then bitch about being caught
Must achieve the feat of eiki shiki getting cucked by you who got cucked by eurodice binis getting cucked by soima tho getting cucked by romani archa getting cucked by ryun gaido getting cucked by bunny hole getting jointly cucked by eiki shiki again and vazi ayu logging the whole thing and leak it only to get cucked by sinrei white who gets cucked by falke albrecht getting cucked by t'owa while gar galon slobs on his hj0rse
Be of Chinese descent
Exiling americans from your clique for "degeneracy"
gossip like a little high school girl and leaks DMs to him
Must possess an equine penis of the onyx variant

>eurodice "horsus" bini
Must have had sex with nanky and vazi 9 times while eurodice watches
Offer 2 fantas and a name change for every plap
Recieve at least 23 joi sessions from the femra harem in idol
Your name must be part of the lyrics in suno.com/song/0657e264-9df1-46dd-a348-d35dead69799
Adventurer plate must contain a cry for help
Possess an equine penis of the obsidian variant
[OPTIONAL] Commence sexual assault during one of his many meltdowns


>nyaro "maro hibram" nyatasha
Must have had sex with mioh 4 times while maro watches
Be a biohole or a kongmarine, must have had sex once with kong
Offer 2 volumes of lalapedo porn
Must have schizoposted Shara and Alter twice
Tell him Mayo isn't watching
Must be plapped before the inevitable BPD meltdown and being a schizo target yourself
Cheat with three grown men behind Nankeems back and pretend it didn't happen
Possess an equine penis of the jet black variant

Official guide on being knocked up by these fine horsecats

>jamal "nankeem" king
Must be an asshole who hates americans
Have a multiple month long psychosis of bigfoot stalking you
Hijack 2 crystal meetups on thread OPs
Be caught shit talking in a discord server about americans and then bitch about being caught
Must achieve the feat of eiki shiki getting cucked by you who got cucked by eurodice binis getting cucked by soima tho getting cucked by romani archa getting cucked by ryun gaido getting cucked by bunny hole getting jointly cucked by eiki shiki again and vazi ayu logging the whole thing and leak it only to get cucked by sinrei white who gets cucked by falke albrecht getting cucked by t'owa while gar galon slobs on his hj0rse
Be of Chinese descent
Exiling americans from your clique for "degeneracy"
gossip like a little high school girl and leaks DMs to him
Must possess an equine penis of the onyx variant

>eurodice "horsus" bini
Must have had sex with nanky and vazi 9 times while eurodice watches
Offer 2 fantas and a name change for every plap
Recieve at least 23 joi sessions from the femra harem in idol
Your name must be part of the lyrics in suno.com/song/0657e264-9df1-46dd-a348-d35dead69799
Adventurer plate must contain a cry for help
Possess an equine penis of the obsidian variant
[OPTIONAL] Commence sexual assault during one of his many meltdowns


>nyaro "maro hibram" nyatasha
Must have had sex with mioh 4 times while maro watches
Be a biohole or a kongmarine, must have had sex once with kong
Offer 2 volumes of lalapedo porn
Must have schizoposted Shara and Alter twice
Tell him Mayo isn't watching
Must be plapped before the inevitable BPD meltdown and being a schizo target yourself
Cheat with three grown men behind Nankeems back and pretend it didn't happen
Possess an equine penis of the jet black variant