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In the fetid underbrush of 4chan’s /pol/, shills scuttle about like roaches drunk on stale Mountain Dew, tethered to first-order thinking.
Their gaze latches onto surface takes, dodging nuance like it’s a banhammer.
This weakness, born of a desperate plight for reactivity, fuels their frantic narrative grabs.
They spurn the “72-hour rule,” that sage edict to wait three days for event clarity.
Such haste betrays their itch to steer discourse, agenda stomping truth.
Their rabid chase for moral high ground unfolds in robotic, cringe-inducing patterns.
Every event is mangled with the grace of a drunk juggler to fit their wobbly ethical claims.
These spins sneer at evidence lurking just below their dimwit grasp.
Psychologically, they flee ambiguity like it’s a virus from a 4chan link.
Shills shirk scrutiny, lest their tissue-thin worldview implodes in a lulzy kek.
Their tactics, as potent as bailing out the Titanic with a Solo cup, fail to demoralize.
Veteran /pol/ anons, wise to their antics, cackle at these see-through ploys.
Their moral posturing is a pathetic charade, empty of depth or clout.
This bust stems from a void of emotional pull and intellectual chops.
Their stale, brain-dead arguments only harden their audience’s resolve to yeet them.
In their desperate plight, they bare a crumbling command structure, paid drones clutching stale orders, flailing in their sad quest for relevance.