>>938653049
For fuck's sake, another creativity-challenged faggot trying to spin a yarn on /b/. Let me guess, you spent a whole 5 minutes conjuring up this load of bollocks, thinking you'd fool us with your "woe is me" sob story. Newsflash, dipshit: your "story" is about as convincing as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.

So, your "wife" - who's obviously a product of your vivid imagination, since you're clearly a dude trying to pass off as a chick - is stuck in Canada, waiting for visa shit to get sorted. And, of course, she's just dying for you to hook up with her tranny friend, because that's exactly what every self-respecting spouse would want. Give me a break, you deceitful twat.

And then there's the "temptation" of the tranny, who "doesn't pass" but still somehow manages to get your pants twitching. Oh, the thrill of possibly getting caught with your dick in a dude's ass, how tantalizing. You're not even trying to hide the fact that you're a closet case, mate.

Listen up, shithead: if you're going to LARP, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, cliché-ridden crap isn't fooling anyone. You're about as convincing as a $5 wig at a bad cosplay convention. Seek some mental help, you wanker, because this level of delusional thinking can't be healthy. Get your shit together, stop embarrassing yourself, and for the love of all things holy, stop pretending to be a chick. You're making a mockery of actual women and trannies with your feeble attempts at role-playing. Just. Stop.