>born to a poor family
>dream of being a senshadou champion
>it's the most expensive sport in the world
>can't afford that
>go to a school my family can afford
>this school is full of other poorfags
>absolutely terrible with money, clubs are constantly running kiosks in an attempt to raise money
>school can only afford shitty tankettes
>the ship has rolling blackouts due to mismanaged funds
>senshadou team has no discipline, spending all the money on food, parading around on tankettes instead of practicing, girls just don't show up sometimes
>this is the only chance to live my dream, i'm going to do something
>just kinda snap, start ordering people around
>they're confused at first but kinda go along with it
>some of the girls call me duce
>start wearing a cape, play the part
>pretty fun
>start playing to their egos. grows out of control
>i basically run the school now
>get a couple lackies, start managing club funds
>takes three years, but we can eventually buy a P40
>same year, we even manage to get to the second round in the senshadou tournament without our P40!
>second round is against some no name school who also has a low budget.
>all the girls on their team are green
>we can get to the semi-finals!
>lackey fucks up
>we get destroyed
>we lost so hard we can't even afford to repair these things
>but not a bad sport, they're like us, living the dream. we can root for them against the other schools
>they end up winning!
>government doesn't care, wants to close their school down for budget reasons
>decide to help them out
>bring the only tank we have running left
>one of the greatest shows in sportsmanship the world has ever seen
>push beyond our weight in helping
>take out a freaking Karl! we act as a spy satellite for the team
>we save their school!
>read some of the comments online
>bet we made an impression that anzio isn't we-no, that anzio is strong!
>lol is that a tankette?
>is that a cape?
>imagine the smell of their feet!