Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:03 AM
No.537741867
>>537741823
Damn... I remember Niloubros rejoicing and now it's over just like that
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 11:48:15 PM
No.537693549
Seeing you constantly soil your diapers over Fontaine fills me with joy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:19:26 AM
No.536565287
Tow words: buttplug break
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:19:46 AM
No.536559338
Wait lemme try out something real quick
I always knew I was a god
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:46:07 PM
No.536508495
[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 2:11:44 AM
No.536427101
I can't figure out why in the world anyone would dislike aetherbros and their highly constructive posts...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:35:56 PM
No.534939121
>>534938408
Honestly I prefer March 7th to Raiden. Sad!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:02:03 AM
No.527124516
>Wuthering Waves's ridiculously hyped Cartethyia patch
