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>Twilight Sparkle:"Anonymous, you need to stop this insanity!"
Anon:"And just what is so crazy about wanting justice, Spergle?"
>TS:"Justice? Justice?! Anon for goodness sake, do you not realize what you've done?! The Wendigos are returning because you broke the peace between tribes! We're all gonna starve to death if you don't fix this!"
Anon:"Woah jeez, sounds like a you problem, twiggle."
>TS:"Wha- a me- are you insane?! What part of 'we'll all starve' do you not understand?!"
Anon:"Well we already got the greenhouses set up, so my ponies are good. Sucks for you though, living on mountains and clouds and shit."
>TS:"That... ARE YOU SAYING YOU PLANNED THIS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
Anon:"Look, it's simple. You and the feather brains and the other princesses come to the negotiating table, and you accede to my demands. Then we can all make up and kiss and scare off your ghost ponies or whatever. easy peasy."
>TS:"Oh?! Ha, it's that easy huh?! Ok Anon, since you're soooooo smart, what if the Pegasi and Unicorns stop doing OUR jobs, huh?! No weather, no night and day cycle. What then, smart guy?!"
Anon: *shrugs* "Well I guess we all die."
>TS:"I... what? That's your big counter? Playing chicken like a foal?"
Anon:"Well, you have to keep the weather and day-night cycle going, otherwise the planet dies. Meanwhile the Earth Ponies don't have to actually give up our food to survive. Think about it, what do you two tribes actually give up in this arrangement? You'd need to do what you're already doing to survive. Your tribes just used your duties as an excuse to extort food from hardworking farmers, since traditionally those kinds of jobs were 'beneath' you fancy little pussies. So yeah, I'm playing chicken, and I'm gonna win, because while the Earth Ponies are eating good and keeping warm on the ground, the Unicorns and Pegasi are gonna be freezing high up on the perches, and starving when their food stores run out. Plus, when the other races realize you're not doing your important work to keep the world itself alive? Oh jeez, that's gonna be some serious political fallout. I mean, we'll be fine, they don't need our crops after all. But the mountains and clouds cities? That'll be nuts for sure."
>TS:"T- that's not- I mean-"
Anon:"tsk tsk, ball is in your court, purple smart. I just gotta wait until your side breaks, and it will. Starvation tends to do that, anyway see ya." *leaves*
>TS:"....What the buck just happened?"