>play with random pubbies
>two rev(me being one) and a guardian
>church start so no instant level 2
>first jail boss is a fucking deathrite bird, they both stay in to fight it at level 1
I should have left here
>spend the first half of day 1 not killing it, circle closes in
>they want to go to castle in a panic at like level 3
>don't follow me to bottom boss, wastes time killing non red eye knights and get no drops
>night one boss is ulcerated tree spirit
>other rev had no FP because they didn't hit a grace after the castle
>is literally the slowest ulcerated tree spirit in my god damn life, I'm pretty sure I killed my first one in base elden ring faster
>ping castle to do bottom boss before we head to lava
>retard fucking guardian ignores and heads straight for lava
>other rev somehow dies in front of the castle by herself, I can only assume it was getting combo'd by the two knights out front
I just left on the spot. First time I have ever felt despair deep and dark enough to abandon a game completely.