I remember I used to do this when the Towering Ruins first released I would public the lobby and once im inside I would first ask if anyone knows mechs. If you said you didn't know, that would be fine since I'll just teach you one-on-one, no problem and answer any questions you may have. However if we make it to the boss, and you fail the mech (always an f1 or 2) and it seems like you obviously do not know what you are doing then I'll simply drag you out of the instance and just start raping you in a corner of a dark alleyway while also teaching you about the mechanic that you messed up on. I'll even give you a way out here, if you don't want to get knocked up with my puppies, all you have to do is learn all the mechanics quickly before you end up with a big bad knot stuck inside of you for the next hour and a womb full of thick and smelly puppy batter.