>>512948451
Your dog is a parasite that enables your misanthropic attitudes.
If you didn't have a pet you'd be forced to swallow your pride and socialize and build relationships with your fellow human beings.

Pets are to human relationships what porn is to real sex and intimacy. A worthless substitute/imitation that does more harm than good.

Also, your apartment fucking stinks. Your clothes and furniture are covered in fur. You also probably stink too.