THE KING OF /v/
ACT 1: Nominations.

KING:
And here you have brought me, for all the world to see! You think I'll bring you glee, but a fate most ruinous awaits thee...
For I shall rule not only /v/, not a single board will be free, and you'll soon have to bend your knees ,or dare begin your pleas.

Don't blame yourself for you could not foresee, that I would rise as the new Marquis! But instead of languishing in despair, accept the true, dread nightmare.
And I can guarantee, that the only cries in the streets, will be a wonderous new roar: "praise be! praise be!".
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Thanks To My great friend Allbonesjones for voicing this.
VOTE FOR ESTIR!